you can make up entirely new skills such as: space analyst, excellent motor functions, drug test passer, will fit in to small space, able to be payed in food or spare change, excellent googler, womanizer, manizer, etc.

you can write a cover letter in less than 5 minutes because you are now a master of bullshit

you wake up by 9 am not to get a head start on the day, but you know that The Fresh Prince comes on twice that hour.