your employed roommate hides the XBox cord that is essential for it to work from the unemployed roommates so that they don't play video games all day. And you text said roommate asking for clues to its location. The progression of texts goes as such: "Hey man, you don't know where that grey Xbox cord is, do you? Gary and I were just wondering and noticed it's gone." "Hey, don't know if you got my text earlier, but if you know where it is, please let me know." "Listen, I know your busy, but we really would like to know where it is. Please." "Actually, never mind, we don't feel like playing anymore, don't worry about it..." "Alright Bill, you are a douche for hiding it. Not cool. I wouldn't come home if I were you..."......."PLEAASEE!!!!"
you spend 5 solid hours a day on petfinder.com fantasizing about what type of dog you want to get (even though you clearly can't afford it)