you get a text at an interview from your roommate asking what happened to the last bowl of Easy Mac

you wear pajamas all day on a...wait, what day is this?

your biggest accomplishment of the day is writing a cover letter.

You dont mind that youve had the same underwear on for two days

You've already seen SportsCenter twice at 10:15 AM

Your choices for dinner are pasta or a sandwich...every night

You find yourself napping at 10 am

You have trouble remembering what movies you watched the day before

...you create a blog about being unemployed (in the hopes that it will employ you).

You find yourself checking the "free" section on craigslist

Your one working roommate took the lease to work so you can't go to the pool